Your very own mini-armored assault rig . . .

Ya gotta love those classifieds that advertise their rigs as being built out of "bulletproof" parts. But in the case of today's rockin' eBay rig, that moniker might ring literally true.

The mighty SW-3 pictured here is said to come equipped with special 1.25-inch-thick glass that'll "stop most handgun fire," along with some double-layered sections that'll "stop most 7.62 rifle fire." So, if your local trail event gets a little rowdy, you can seek asylum inside your very own diesel-powered fortress on wheels, complete with run-flat tires and standard air conditioning. Hey, is this a smokin' deal, or what?

Anyway, the rig's in New Joisey if you wanna pick it up, and you can make your own bid right here. Happy shopping.